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Music Corner Why I Hate: Grenade by Bruno Mars

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Why I Hate: Grenade by Bruno Mars

 

Let me start off by saying this, I have tried really hard to like Bruno Mars, I really have. I have listened to every single he has released, but I just can’t get into the songs. I will admit this, Bruno has a great singing voice, but his choice of songs doesn’t seem to reflex what he is really good at. Now that I got that out of the way, let’s look at the video:

 

 

The video is okay, but there is still more that could have been done. I would have really liked to have seen some more of the past between Bruno and this woman, that way to show really show the relationship between these two. The video really doesn’t show why the woman is bad, but Bruno does sing about her in his lyrics, which I will get to next. Some other things I find weird about the video, why is there a group of people making causing Bruno trouble in the video? I know it is suppose to mean something, but really, it doesn’t seem to bring anything to the video or song to me. It feels like a forced way to make Bruno look like he is trying to do the noble thing, but nothing is really noble about the woman.

 

It would have also been nice to actually see more of the woman in the video, to really show what Bruno was going for. The first time we see the woman, is a picture at the 1:39 mark in the video. Something else to note is that it is just a picture or her, and not with Bruno. I understand that there will be pictures of her by herself, but wouldn’t it have meant more if Bruno would have had a picture of him with her, but you can see from the picture that she really doesn’t look happy to be with him. It would have really driven the point home that she really doesn’t care for him, without having to have all the things Bruno would do to show his love. I really don’t feel sorry for Bruno in this video, because I see no reason to. Bruno clearly knows she doesn’t care for him, but yet breaks his back trying to get her to like him. I really don’t care for that, and find it childish that he would go that far, instead of cutting his loses and finding a woman who actually cares for him. Well, enough of that, let’s look at the lyrics and really see why I don’t care for this song.

 

Song Lyrics

 

“I’d catch a grenade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I’d jump in front of a train for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
You know I’d do anything for you (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won’t do the same”

 

Now, that is just what he is willing to do in the chorus for this girl, but as we all know, she won’t do the same. Seriously man, that is pretty sick, I understand that people say this kind of stuff all the time, and while some people actually do this, that it really shouldn’t be that big of deal for men to get upset about. I understand that a person wants to know that the other person should show that they love each other, but that doesn’t mean you have to say that you will do that to show you really love someone. Add to that, we say in the video that she is cheating on him, which shows that she doesn’t care for him, and that should be the end of that. But, I know that doesn’t always happen, because I have seen it happen in real life. Now let’s look at the second verse.

 

“Black, black, black and blue
Beat me ’til I’m numb
Tell the devil I said “Hey” when you get back to where you’re from
Mad woman, bad woman
That’s just what you are
Yeah, you smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car”

 

If this is the kind of woman that Bruno goes for, he is a sick person, and should probably realize, that she isn’t going to really be “loving” anyone. Which brings me to the next point about this woman Bruno likes, we can clearly see she doesn’t have a good personality, so that makes means that Bruno likes her for her looks, and wants her to change so he can have his good looking woman. This is where I really think I am turned off from this song, because Bruno is really whining because this beautiful woman will not love him and doesn’t show affection like he does, even though they clearly don’t have the same personalities. This is a situation that I would tell Bruno he needs to cut his losses, because she isn’t going to change for him, and you won’t do the same.

 

One more thing lyric I want to point out,

 

“Should’ve known you was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open?”

 

Now I know people have pointed this out before, but it really should be asked, how does he know her eyes were opened if his wasn’t? Why does that even matter, maybe she wanted to see his face maybe that is the time that it went all downhill for him there? Think about it, he probably started whining about that to her, which is what started it all, perhaps he is the reason she is like that.

 

As I said, I have seen something like this happen, which is probably why I really don’t care for this song, because I have seen someone break their back for a girl, and all she did was break his heart, and in the end, they didn’t stay together, even though they broke up and started dating off and on again, and ended up losing more than just a girl in the end. Bruno is simply whining that this girl doesn’t like him the way he wants her to, and that is super annoying, and seeing how I have seen this happen, I really can’t get into this song. Yes, he is hurt about this, but he is too stubborn to move on and forget about this woman who would rather see him die, than stay with him.

 

Closing Statement

 

I really think Bruno should stay away from songs like this, simply because his voice isn’t really suited for this. Bruno might actually want to catch a grenade before he tries to do another song like this but there is a good thing about him releasing this song, I got to see this parody of his song:

 

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Music Corner Why I Hate: Stupid Hoe by Nicki Minaj

The Music Corner has yet another video that is, well terrible.

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Why I Hate: Stupid Hoe – Nicki Minaj

Well, this has to be one of Nicki’s worst songs to date, so here is the video to see why.

If anyone can tell me what is going on in this video that would be great. This is bad and I would go as far as to say it is worse than LMFAO stuff I reviewed. The beat is all over the place, and very annoying, plus I feel that most rappers are now trying to give everyone seizure with their videos, seeing how they feel that if they have a lot of flashes in the video, it will somehow make it less crappy.

Nicki, doesn’t help the video with what she is wearing either, and I have to wonder, how much make-up was used for this video, and who ever did make-up, I hope they were fired. Every scene of this video is annoying, and they try to cash in on planking, when it isn’t even popular anymore, they would have looked better if they would have Tebowed, at least that is still relevant, somewhat.

And what is with her eyes around the 2:39 second mark? That looks terrifying, and will probably haunt my nightmares now.

Song Lyrics

The lyrics, what can I say, it’s stupid.

“You can suck my diznik if you take this jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin’ but I ain’t a stuntman”

This is not writing this is rambling. I don’t even think some of these words are actual words. This doesn’t make any sense, and I really hope this isn’t a sign of future songs from Nicki’s new album.

“You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe [x3]
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
You a stupid hoe, (yeah) you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)”

That is supposed to be the chorus of this song. There is nothing fun about this, it is to repetitive, and clearly only composed of four words. This shows that she clearly didn’t work too hard on this song, and I wish she would have never released it.

“Yes, My name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski”

Clearly Nicki is trying to be Roman for this song, I guess, and all I can say is stop it, I don’t like it, and neither do the other 534,937 people who have disliked your video as of this writing.

“Stupid hoes is my enemy
Stupid hoes is so whack
Stupid hoe shoulda befriended me
Then she coulda probably came back”

Stupid hoes is not your only enemy anymore, poor writing can also be added to that list.

“I am the female Weezy… ”

I think you are right, because I haven’t cared for him in a while now, and if you keep it up, you will fall into that same category.

Closing Statement

This video is so bad and I really didn’t try, because remembering this video just isn’t worth it. Nicki has released a new video, and it is far better than this, but that isn’t saying much.

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Music Corner Why I Hate: Call Me Maybe

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Why I Hate Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen

 

This song has been haunting me for weeks now, what with all the radio play it gets and all the covers of the song that don’t help. Here is the video and see if you can guess the ending to the video within the first 30 seconds:

 

 

So I hope you guessed the ending, because I was able to call it the very first time I saw this video. As for the rest of the video, what is there to say? She looks like she is 12, but she is really 26, but at the end of the video, looks like she is dressed like a 60 year old lady.

 

The first part of the video is pretty lame, what with her reading the lame sexy book that only people who are past their sexual peak would read. It also doesn’t help that the only reason they have that book is to make a poor excuse for a dream sequence that only lasts a few seconds and serves no purpose to the video.
The second part of the video isn’t any better with the car wash scene. Clearly she doesn’t know what to wear to try to get the attention of a guy, I mean seriously, you are 26, why are you wearing the tank top and short shorts and not a bikini? We also see that a short fall will knock you out because it is only logical for that to happen. This is also where we get the pointless dream sequence that is barely there and makes the video drop yet another level.

 

We finally end on the band performance with the big payoff that the video was leading up to, the guy she has been crushing on the whole time, is gay! No offense to anyone, but that ending is simply stupid. Why do this, why not have a better payoff or make a better video that will actually make it better.

 

Let’s end this with the music, it was okay the first time I heard it, but after the 5th time I heard it in one day it really gets annoying, plus with all the parodies I have heard makes it even worse. Now let’s look at the lyrics and see if that can save this song.

 

Song Lyrics

 

I threw a wish in the well,
Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell
I looked to you as it fell,
And now you’re in my way

I’d trade my soul for a wish,
Pennies and dimes for a kiss
I wasn’t looking for this,
But now you’re in my way

 

So this is how we start off, this stuff is boring and dull, and uncreative in every way. There is no attempt to make this a really good song and is simply a sign of poor writing, now I see why Justin Beiber must like this music.

 

Your stare was holdin’,
Ripped jeans, skin was showin’
Hot night, wind was blowin’
Where you think you’re going, baby?

 

This is what she does to rhyme stuff, please stop. This isn’t good, and it isn’t entertaining anymore.

 

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?

It’s hard to look right,
At you baby,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?

Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?

And all the other boys,
Try to chase me,
But here’s my number,
So call me, maybe?

 

So this is what everyone is going crazy for. The second part of the chorus has become a meme and is one of the reasons this song has become so annoying. There is so much better stuff out right now that it is sad to see this song get so much attention.

 

You took your time with the call,
I took no time with the fall
You gave me nothing at all,
But still, you’re in my way

I beg, and borrow and steal
Have foresight and it’s real
I didn’t know I would feel it,
But it’s in my way

 

Versus two doesn’t add anything to the song and there really isn’t anything else I can add that will not be along the lines or boring and dull, so this seems like a good place to stop because there is no redeeming qualities to this song.

 

Closing Statement

 

This song is bad, and it doesn’t help with all the parodies, but there is one that I like:

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Music Corner: 23

The Music Corner has returned and since Miley has released her new album, and I will not be reviewing anything off that, instead I will be review a song by Mike Will Made It, featuring Wiz Khalifa, Juicy J, and Miley Cyrus, goddamn it.

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Music Corner: 23

Before the video, I feel back story might be needed, as most may not know who this Mike Will Made It, yes that is his music name get over it already, guy is. You might have heard of him from Miley Cyrus, seriously again, song We Can’t Stop. And that is it, at least what I know, I am afraid of what else these two might have done together, and no I will not review anything like that. Now the video

So we start out at a school, because all of these guys are old enough to still be in school, sure why not. Product placement everywhere in the first 25 seconds, be sure to get the Nike basketball, and of course who can forget Beats, which has been in most if not all of the last pop and rap songs, think I will address that later. Flash look at Miley looking slutty, sure because she hasn’t done that enough yet, and oh dear sweet mother of God what the hell is she wearing? So she has desecrated a MJ jersey to use it as underwear, fine but why? Oh dear sweet Lord, she is rapping too, and a bunch of stupid stuff, that’s it, there is really nothing note worthy about the video that really sticks out, so I will talk about other stuff for now.

Anyway, the video is just a shout out to Michael Jordan, without actually having him in it. The music is just a loop, are you surprised at this point? Miley’s rapping, while isn’t that bad actually, is just, well, just wrong, and I will leave it at that for now. This whole music video seems unneeded and actually, the entire song is the same way. The loop music does get pretty annoying by the second verse, and really there is nothing else I can say about the video. I can’t believe it either, as I can usually tear stuff like this up easily, but this is just nothing, worse than a Swift song with doing absolutely nothing.

Song Lyrics

Well, now I guess I have no choice but to just jump right into the lyrics.

[Wiz Khalifa:]
I’m so fresh man
Hey ya scared to do it how I do it

I think he meant high and not fresh, but whatever, and I am not scared of how you do it.

[Miley Cyrus:]
“I’m in the club high off Perc with some shades on”

Now this scares me. For those of you, like myself, who don’t know Perc is the street name for Percocet, otherwise known as Oxycodone. Miley sure has grown up over the last few years hasn’t she? And remember, she is only 20 years old.

“Tatted up, mini skirt with my J’s on”

Yeah, get used to seeing the word J’s it doesn’t end anytime soon. And what kind of club are you at anyway?

[Juicy J:]
“J’s on my feet (you know it)
J’s on my feet (you know it)
J’s on my feet (you know it)
So get like me”

Yes, we understand, you have J’s on your feet, I don’t have the need for those, so I will not fall for your tricks.

[Miley Cyrus:]

“I be in the club (the club)
Standing on the couch (the couch)”

Seriously, what club are you in, and why would they let you do something like this?

 

“In them Wolf Greys (what)”

Stop with the shoe references already, I am already sick of it.

“Like it’s my house (I’m home)
Drinking out the bottle
I got no respect (ay)”

Remember, she is only 20.

“Looking like a model,
who just got a check (change)”

 

Well, can’t deny her that one I guess, Miley you win this round.

“I back it up,
cause I don’t give a fuck (I don’t)
If you’re a lame,
that’s a shame
you can’t hang with us (uh-uh)
I’m MC Hammer fly (fresh),
you can’t touch (nope)”

 

Wonder if she really knows who MC Hammer actually is? And this is just, meh.

“J’s so fly
I should work at Flight Club”

I would prefer Fight Club, that way I wouldn’t have to hear about all of this crap.

 

[Bridge – Miley Cyrus:]
“Put on my J’s and dance the whole night away
I’m naughty by nature like I’m hip-hop hooray
My hands in the sky, I wave ‘em from side to side
My feet on the floor, I’m ’bout to turn up now”

 

More Miley, sure why not. Hip-hop hooray, right, keep telling yourself that sweetheart. I will not meet you on the floor, I don’t feel like seating down with Chris Hanson.

 

[Verse 2: Wiz Khalifa]
“I be rockin’ J’s or
I be rockin’ Taylors
I got lots of flavors,
My kick game is major”

 

Fine, I will go buy some new kicks if that means you will end this now, just please, stop talking about shoes already, there is only one “women” in this song.

“More kicks than the players, call me up I’m scorin’
Hit it like a free throw, tongue out like I’m Jordan”

Don’t ever compare yourself to Jordan ever again, you are not that good.

“Molly, Miley, come swing the thing right by me
Gotta a joint if you wanna get stoned, got choppers if they wanna try me”

… Nope, not touching that one.

“Pro athlete I’m not no wannabe
Waitress asked how many bottles? I said 23”

You have money, we get it, and you don’t look like any pro athlete that I know of.

[Verse 3 – Juicy J]
“I stay showin’ out, my kick game is a beast
I got thirty pair of J’s that ain’t never been released”

Wow, bragging about shoes like a woman brags about her shoe collection.

“Flu game twelve, Space Jam 11
On the hype beast sick, they gon’ need a paramedic”

What?

“Turn up, turn up, turn up, I get trippy, I stay live
All this purple in my cup, match them grape 5′s”

This is song lyrics people, be afraid, be afraid.

“I’m so high, I got three bitches that go bi
I’m so fly, I’m gettin’ head like a blow dryer”

Well, great for you Mr. Bragger.

Closing Thoughts

 

Well that was 23 by Mike Will, wait a minute, he never had a line in the entire song. Why the hell is he getting all the credit for this? I guess he just does music, but that doesn’t explain why this couldn’t have been put on Miley’s new album since she plays such a huge part. Crap, back on the Miley side of stuff again, I must end this, can’t take any more Miley, if you want to hear a female singer with a guy who headlines the video but doesn’t say anything, listen to this instead:

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Music Corner: Everything Has Changed

The Music Corner is back, and I really wanted to review Blurred Lines, but I could seriously not get through the entire song and I was watching the topless video, so instead I will go with something a little easier, Taylor Swift.

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Music Corner: Everything Has Changed

The music is pretty much just acoustic, so there really isn’t anything wrong with it, just kind of okay whatever if you me, but I guess with these two you can’t expect anything different. Now on to the rest of the video.

So we start out with children, and while I thought this would be a representation of Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran, I guess I was wrong because of the ending, but I am getting ahead of myself.

How are these children, they really don’t act like children, I mean, yes the boy is reading the comics, but for god sakes, try to actually target the actual age you want. This video and song would make more sense if they were actually teens or adults because a person could actually connect with the characters in the video, but no, we need children who act like adults. But wait, they also play with markers and put it on their faces, so they do act like children.

Also, what kind of idiot thinks that giving children that are what 7 to 10 musical instruments would turn out any other way than what it did? Granted you have the two, I guess love birds, acting like perfect humans, much like a typical Taylor Swift video, and is perfect every way.

Another thing, mediation, really? How is this teacher not fired for how often these two skip out on class and do other things, and, are they breaking into other rooms and making forts, is this what happens when teachers aren’t paid enough money?

A few more things, why in the hell is the boy reading The Notebook? How did they make that fake tattoo device, and why is that girl that good using that thing? Why are they using fake phones, wow, seems like they would actually have phones at that age seeing how my 3 year old niece can already work a smart phone. Why haven’t the other children pointed these two out and made fun of them until they cry? Why haven’t these two gotten the every loving hell beaten out of them by these kids for being the way they are? Why are they in a school when there is nobody else, how long are they in the school, why couldn’t this actually be played by teenagers that would have made the entire video make more sense and not raise so many goddamn question?

Finally, the biggest what the fuck question of the video, is Ed Sheeran the boy’s father and Taylor Swift the girl’s mother, or are they brother and sisters, and why does it seem like there is something going on between Taylor and Ed even though the other two have something going on? Are these two actually some kind of reflection of these two and they represent something greater? We will never know, because the video doesn’t feel like we should know, and the lyrics really don’t tell us anything either.

Song Lyrics

Well know that I have more questions than answers, let’s focus on the, and let’s be honest here, lack luster lyrics that Swift has been known to produce in order to not alienate anyone on what she is singing about.

Taylor Swift

“All I knew this morning when I woke
Is I know something now, know something now I didn’t before
And all I’ve seen since eighteen hours ago
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like”

So all we know is that something happened 18 hours ago, and whatever she saw has green eyes and has freckles, I feel so educated right now, I can’t wait to hear more about this.

Taylor Swift

“I just wanna know you better, know you better, know you better now
I just wanna know you better, know you better, know you better now”

So would the rest of us, so would you please go into more details already so we can catch up to you. I mean come on, let us know something else about this person, is it male or female, or is it an animal or a picture you saw?

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“I just wanna know you better, know you better, know you better now
I just wanna know you, know you, know you”

Okay, we got this again, but with both singing, so I guess it’s a plus?

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“’Cause all I know is we said, “Hello.”
And your eyes look like coming home
All I know is a simple name
Everything has changed
All I know is you held the door
You’ll be mine and I’ll be yours
All I know since yesterday is everything has changed”

Wait, what? Okay, so this is a love at first sight thing I guess, but all from the word, hello, nothing else? All you remember about this person is the eyes, and a name, and he held the door for you. If this was the case, I guess every person I have ever held the door open for and said hello to has fallen in love with me, I really should look them up.

Well Ed Sheeran is next up, I can’t wait to see what his part will have as he actually has some really good songs that I like.

Ed Sheeran

“And all my walls stood tall painted blue
And I’ll take them down, take them down and open up the door for you”

… That’s it, seriously? I hope Ed isn’t proud of this song, because this should set his music career back since this is just so, bland and uninspiring. I don’t even care that this really do anything to build up the song, but really, give that man a little more something.

Taylor Swift

“And all I feel in my stomach is butterflies
The beautiful kind, making up for lost time,
Taking flight, making me feel like”

 

Remember, this happened 18 hours ago, and all he said was hello. All of this is because of one act of kindness that a man should always do for a woman, child, person, animal, or anything that wants to go into some room with a door. If this is all it takes to win Taylor Swift over, I can see why she has had so many relationships that don’t really pan out.

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“Come back and tell me why
I’m feeling like I’ve missed you all this time, oh, oh, oh.
And meet me there tonight
And let me know that it’s not all in my mind.”

 

Meet you where, at the door? And more than likely, it is all in your mind, because as I said earlier, he was being a gentleman to you, and it more than likely had nothing to do with having a crush on you, you simple minded twit.

Taylor Swift

“All I know is we said, “Hello.”
So dust off your highest hopes
All I know is pouring rain and everything has changed
All I know is a new found grace
All my days I’ll know your face
All I know since yesterday is everything has changed”

 

So wait, are you know showing that even you realize you are taking this whole thing too far, than why in the blue hell did you right this song!? And where in the hell did the rain come from? How did you find a new found grace? How has your life changed from one act of kindness, I am almost certain there have been many people who have held the door opened for you in your life? Why didn’t you give Ed more lines to have by himself?  Too many questions, I can’t take it anymore.

Closing Thoughts

 

Well this was a lot easier to review than Blurred Lines, because there wasn’t any annoying sound every few seconds, but I still have to put up with the stupid ways of Taylor Swift. I know this is hard to believe, but I do like a few of her songs, but they usually aren’t on an album that she is releasing herself. She can actually have songs that a wider audience can actually relate too, granted I have only heard them on the Hunger Games Soundtrack, but it is at least a start.

Music Corner: Why I Hate Champagne Showers

The Music Corner is “proud” to present part 2 of the LMFAO review. If you thought last week’s video was bad, just wait.

 

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Why I Hate: Champagne Showers – LMFAO

 

So, I bet you are asking yourselves, I don’t remember this being a single or having a video, unless you are some diehard LMFAO fan, god help you. Let me be clear, this video is far worse than Party Rock Anthem, so I guess I should let you suffer through this crap if you have never seen it.

 

 

Do you see why this is so bad? The video is another 6 minutes of pure hell for anyone listening. The video starts us off saying it has been a week since the two idiots woke up from there comas, and found zombies shuffling to their music. So I guess they are infected, even though they don’t act like zombies in the slightest. I guess they are in a parking garage, with a map, how does that work? Some guy, who is only seen for this scene and not seen again after the song starts, tells them there is a party that they should go to, and since we are dealing with two idiots who just don’t get it, they go with him. One last thing, this video doesn’t have zombies anymore, now we get vampires, because you know.

 

When the song starts are ears are greeted with some real ear splitting noise that I refuse to call music, and the best part, we hear it throughout the entire video. The auto tune is pumped up to 1,000,000 and is clearly is just as terrible as usual. The dancing hasn’t improved since the first video, plus we get some of the most blatant sexual reference I have ever seen. We soon see that when they talk about champagne showers, they really are talking about the good stuff. The vampires are about as good as anything Twilight could think of, and the dance/fight scene is terrible as hell.

 

And I didn’t bring this up in the first video, but “Jesus” is back, and I guess when zombies and vampires take over, he starts to make champagne, and magically transforms everyone’s clothing, because you have to look as stupid as possible when trying to kill vampires.

 

Well enough of that, simply because I don’t want to remember anymore, let’s look at the lyrics.

 

Song Lyrics

 

If you thought the lyrics would be good, you clearly forgot the artist behind this song, here are the lyrics:

 

“We’re gonna get you wet
We’re gonna make you sweat
A night you won’t forget
Are you ready for it?”

 

This is the first lyrics we here and I already want to forget after hearing it, but let’s see what else we get.

 

“Champagne showers
Champagne showers
Pop it in the club
We light it up 80 hour
I said
Champagne showers
Champagne showers
Pop pop pop pop it in the club
We light it up 80 hour, 80 hour”

 

Well here is the chorus, and all I can say, this is lazy. I wonder who thought of this chorus, because clearly it could have been anybody between the age of birth and maybe 10, because there is nothing to this chorus. Not even sure why anyone would want to light it up for 80 hours, plus it might be better if I knew what they meant by that too, but I really don’t care, it still sucks.

 

The next few parts aren’t even really needed to talk about, because it is just childish and not important. So let’s move on to the last thing I want to talk about.

 

“Guess who stepped in the room
SkyBlu, Redfoo and Goon
He’s a party rocker from night ’til noon
And it’s about to be a champagne monsoon
Baby girl, you look legit
Come to my table and take a sit
Open wide ’cause we’re spraying it
Fifty six bottles ain’t paid for shit”

 

Champagne monsoon, why? I really hope that is simply the champagne and not the sexual references. As for the baby girl looking legit, I hope she is, because either you are going to jail, or that girl really isn’t a girl. As for the last part, I am not touching that with a ten foot pole.

 

Closing Statement

 

This was a terrible idea, and I wish I wouldn’t have thought about it. The only good thing, I don’t have to listen to LMFAO for a while now, but I foresee something that might top this video in terribleness, stay tuned.